Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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