Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
