The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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