she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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