Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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