i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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