remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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