She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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