Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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