What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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