and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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