Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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