Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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