Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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