Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
and you fell through a lawn chair
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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