I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Sorry my hands just texted you
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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