how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
