Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he thought i was a dude.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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