So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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