Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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