these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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