I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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