the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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