i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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