i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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