Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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