I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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