Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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