hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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