Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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