so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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