He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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