is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
