I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Even my vagina gasped.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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