So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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