How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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