So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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