New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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