I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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