Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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