What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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