it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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