READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
my shit smells like andre
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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