do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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