Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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