I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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