What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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