I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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