my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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