I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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