my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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